A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
I hope he used some lube as it could chafe.
Chafe, just the right word 😉
1 [ trans. ] (of something restrictive or too tight) make (a part of the body) sore by rubbing against it : the collar chafed his neck.
• [ intrans. ] (of a part of the body) be or become sore as a result of such rubbing.